I have 4 books I would write in essence social commentary.

"The Mennonite And The Marxist went To Sea"

"Shame On You Canada"

"Where Is Me Bloody Pie"

"Sarkozy Et Chirac Je accuse Aussi"

I will not do chat shows or signings.

The books would sell well not just because of what they are but also because who my grandmother may or may not have been.

I would sign with the first publisher that sent fund's to

UBS

Bahnhofstrasse 45

Zurich

Enclose a S.W.I.F.T note to open an acct in my name.

If anybody want's a screenplay adaptation of the books  I will write it for you and I will consult on the production.

I would consult via Blackberry not on set.

The last thing in this world I want to do is to share the same air with a bunch of assholes from the industry.

I personally would be a recluse if I had funds.

I can be reached via email

CHRIS@CHRISHEPBURN.COM

VOICEMAIL  NYC

212 252 2072